Our Father's Day Card

And in case you can't see it all, it says (Bold for candy bars):

Dear Daddy, Take 5 minutes to enjoy Father's Day. We wanted to send to you to 5th Avenue, New York, or send you into Orbit around the Milky Way. But it wasn't PayDay. We had Zero extra cash because it slipped right through our Butterfingers. We thought about a What-cha-ma-call-it or a pet KitKat. We tried to Skor a shopping Spree but the cashier just Snickered. We wish you  Mounds of Crunch Crunch joy. we hope all of this candy doesn't make you get sick and Rolover. You are an Xtreme great dad and Life Saver. Love, your 4 Airheads.